November 2009
15 posts
14) LET'S MAKE OUT. LET'S MAKE OUT. LET'S MAKE...
Julia: SURE BB
Juan: Only if you’ve got a penis.
13. monster cock, micro penis or average size:...
Julia: …average
Juan: Average to Monster. Either one as long as he knows how to use it ;]
12: Favorite position? Mine is doggy, I love...
Julia: REVERSE COWGIRL
Juan: Negl, uncomfortable levels just rose to a whole new level. Definitely legs up wrapped around him while I’m on my back and he’s kissing me. That’s a nice one. -attempted to not be too sexual-
11. If you're stuck on an island, and you're...
Julia: Watermelon. Is that even a question?
Juan: Watermelon. No questions asked.
10) Do you like it when there is hair down there?
Julia: Hair down there is fine. JUST TAME THAT SHIT GODDAMN
Juan: Ngl, hair anywhere = Yeah. Not a fucking forest down there, but I can’t stand that whole super smooth thing. I like a man. And men have hair. It’s natural.
9) j&j sounds like a dirty sex position. Is it?
Julia: It can be ;]
Juan: It’s actually very advanced. The only two known people to have done it are Ben Barnes and Jared Padalecki. Then again, it’s a common rumor that Zachary Quinto also joined them in this performance.
8) Bondage?
Julia: Yes. Leather and chains are a brilliant mix.
Juan: Like I say: if you liked it, then you should’ve put handcuffs on it.
Special Guest Amanda: so long as you have a safeword. OR A SIGNAL. because there might be a gag involved and you can’t yell out APPOLS! around a gag.
7) say i had sex with zq. am i gay now?
Julia: ZQ EXISTS. YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS INVALID.
Juan: Gayer than Elton and Dumbledore mixed together.
6) boys in thongs.y/n?
Julia: Depends on the boy ;]
Juan: Ngl, it’s rare to find a boy who looks good in one. Stick to boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, and jockstraps.
5) how do i tell if i'm a girl or boy?
Julia: You take your finger and stick it in your pants. If there is a hole big enough for your finger, you’re a girl. If not, you’re a boy.
Juan: What she said. If you’ve got both, be scared. If you’ve got none, you’re made of plastic.
4) what's the most comfortable kind of sex?
Julia: ANY AND ALL
Juan: From my personal experiences, anything on a bed is the most comfortable.
3) WUT IS SEX ND OMG LYK HOW DO U MAK DA BABIEZ I...
Julia: …
Juan: Penis.
Special Guest Amanda: THE STORK! FUCK DON’T THESE PEOPLE READ CHILDREN’S BOOKS?! AND SEX IS A SPECIAL HUG. TV TOLD ME SO.
2) Would you do 69 with ZQ???????
Julia: Who wouldn’t?
Juan: Name a time and place.
Special Guest Amanda: UM. YEAAAAAH
1) how is babby formed
Julia: You do her ear.
Juan: Step one. Kill her. Step two. Fuck her. 60% of the time, it works every time.
