sex with j&j

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Julia: SURE BB

Juan: Only if you’ve got a penis.

13. monster cock, micro penis or average size: which would you rather a guy have?

Julia: …average

Juan: Average to Monster. Either one as long as he knows how to use it ;]

12: Favorite position? Mine is doggy, I love bending over when the guy sticks his dick in my vag. MMM FUCK YES.

Julia: REVERSE COWGIRL

Juan: Negl, uncomfortable levels just rose to a whole new level. Definitely legs up wrapped around him while I’m on my back and he’s kissing me. That’s a nice one. -attempted to not be too sexual-

11. If you’re stuck on an island, and you’re really horny and desperate and there are only miley cyrus, and a watermelon there, would you fuck her, or would you rather fuck a watermelon?

Julia: Watermelon. Is that even a question?

Juan: Watermelon. No questions asked.

10) Do you like it when there is hair down there?

Julia: Hair down there is fine. JUST TAME THAT SHIT GODDAMN

Juan: Ngl, hair anywhere = Yeah. Not a fucking forest down there, but I can’t stand that whole super smooth thing. I like a man. And men have hair. It’s natural.

9) j&j sounds like a dirty sex position. Is it?

Julia: It can be ;]

Juan: It’s actually very advanced. The only two known people to have done it are Ben Barnes and Jared Padalecki. Then again, it’s a common rumor that Zachary Quinto also joined them in this performance.

8) Bondage?

Julia: Yes. Leather and chains are a brilliant mix.

Juan: Like I say: if you liked it, then you should’ve put handcuffs on it.

Special Guest Amanda: so long as you have a safeword. OR A SIGNAL. because there might be a gag involved and you can’t yell out APPOLS! around a gag.

7) say i had sex with zq. am i gay now?

Julia: ZQ EXISTS. YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS INVALID.

Juan: Gayer than Elton and Dumbledore mixed together.

6) boys in thongs.y/n?

Julia: Depends on the boy ;]

Juan: Ngl, it’s rare to find a boy who looks good in one. Stick to boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs, and jockstraps.

5) how do i tell if i’m a girl or boy?

Julia: You take your finger and stick it in your pants. If there is a hole big enough for your finger, you’re a girl. If not, you’re a boy.

Juan: What she said. If you’ve got both, be scared. If you’ve got none, you’re made of plastic.